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#1 07.Jun.18 15:36:48

exile
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I’ve had the police round

The police called round about half an hour ago to tell me that Dame Nellie is in the hospital

“ shaken I replied how is she “

“ she is critical “ the policeman said

“ what’s she moaning about now “. I replied.    lol


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#2 07.Jun.18 15:51:27

crackerbarrel
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Re: I’ve had the police round

Blimey - you had me going for a minute there!   lol


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#3 07.Jun.18 16:37:44

Tabbycat
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Re: I’ve had the police round

crackerbarrel wrote:

Blimey - you had me going for a minute there!   lol

Me too!  lol


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#4 07.Jun.18 17:27:09

Tony
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lol  lol  lol


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#5 07.Jun.18 18:08:12

Penguin
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lol  lol  lol


Oh Brilliant!  big_smile

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#6 07.Jun.18 19:45:04

LittleRach
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lol  lol


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#7 07.Jun.18 20:59:46

Penguin
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This deserves a second...

lol  lol  lol


Oh Brilliant!  big_smile

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#8 07.Jun.18 21:48:13

Milly Savage
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yikes

lol  lol  lol

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#9 07.Jun.18 22:09:39

nola
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big_smile  Nearly got me there!


Really called Janet (and still confused)

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