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#1 14.Sep.18 10:18:20

Milly Savage
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Friday Jokes

My internet was down yesterday so I chatted to my wife for a change.
I was surprised to learn that she didn't work for Woolworths anymore...


...We also decided we're not going to have any children.
The kids were pretty upset.

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#2 14.Sep.18 12:15:53

exile
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Re: Friday Jokes

"I had a job drilling holes for water - it was well boring"


who is bigger Mr Bigger or Mr Biggers son ? the son he is a little Bigger

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#3 14.Sep.18 12:16:56

exile
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"I've got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends,
but it's not easy. They keep moving the goalposts"


who is bigger Mr Bigger or Mr Biggers son ? the son he is a little Bigger

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#4 14.Sep.18 12:36:12

crackerbarrel
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Re: Friday Jokes

big_smile


Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

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#5 14.Sep.18 15:40:14

Woody
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Do you two know were you left your coats pick em up has you leave,    ops    devil


I would if I could but I can't,

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#6 14.Sep.18 16:06:13

exile
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lol


who is bigger Mr Bigger or Mr Biggers son ? the son he is a little Bigger

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#7 14.Sep.18 16:37:30

Milly Savage
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Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies.

Is that a trick question?

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#8 14.Sep.18 16:59:05

Erin
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lol

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#9 14.Sep.18 18:54:19

crackerbarrel
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Re: Friday Jokes

lol


Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

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#10 14.Sep.18 20:33:59

Tony
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lol  lol


War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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#11 14.Sep.18 23:11:14

nola
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big_smile


Really called Janet (and still confused)

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#12 14.Sep.18 23:12:18

nola
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The only joke I can remember is Tabby's "Are you a vet" one.  It's my all time favourite


Really called Janet (and still confused)

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#13 14.Sep.18 23:59:12

Woody
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The Barmaid in the Pub asked have you drunk bitter all your life,


I replied no not yet. tummenupp


I would if I could but I can't,

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